Roundup of Saturday's Stupid Parades, Protests and Potlucks

   First, Trump's military parade / birthday celebration in D.C. on the 14th. Two birthdays, (a) the U.S. Army, (b) Trump. Only one of these deserves a parade...and I'll bet they'd be happy to skip it...especially if they could take that $50 million and buy something useful...like ten-ish Abrams tanks.

   Then there's the latest leftist shriekfest, they're calling "No Kings"...because an accurate name like "Wide-Open Borders, No Questions Asked" might lead to noticing.

   Why pick Bastille Day, one wonders?

   Well, it could be the parade thing...but the contemporary left really does have its taproot in the French Revolution...

   Of course they're leaving out the rest of the slogan, which appears in various forms, but most notably: No gods, no kings, no priests, no demons. It's an atheist/anarchist slogan. I'd hit this point hard if I were the Trump team.

   Then, showing that stupid slogans die hard, we have "DC Joy Day." Make sure to bring your famous vegan, gluten-free fauxvacado salad...

   Of all these, I'd most like to cancel the parade. I'm all for celebrating the Army's origin, but not to the tune of fifty million bucks.

   And as for a parade for Trump's birthday: facepalm.

   As for the lefties: they keep swinging for the fences, trying to have one big, nationwide rally that somehow turns the tide...as if that's what's really missing from their strategy. Gee, people will probably go along with eliminating borders and implementing world government and transing our kids and shit if we just put on enough pink pussy hats and shriek "free Palestine" some more...

Or, as the meme says: