The Grand Unified Critical Theory

The pomo-progs are still trying to merge climate change apocalypticism and Wuflu hysteria. Two irrational fears are better than one! Never let a good crisis go to waste! Etc.!

But really, both are probably caused by racism, right?

Hmm...but "transphobia!" is so hot right now... Surely that's got to play a role in the GUCT...

Maybe all of it is explained by...and I want to stress that I am not making this up...because somebody else made it up first...and probably got tenure for it:  "transmisogynoir."  i.e.: the oppression of transers who are not only black, but are also dudes pretending to be women.

Well--that's a pretty good start on the GUCT...

But it needs more furries...