Diversity Is Magic

Soon you'll be able to become a full professor never having done anything but "diversity" bullshit. That stuff already counts as service work anyway--if it amounts to anything at all. So this is just one more radical transformation of the university, one more leg in the long march through the institution. The search for truth is now almost an afterthought. The new, real telos of universities is the promotion of leftist mythology and activism. 

   So, anyway, "diversity" or "DEI" (DIE...IED...) "work" counts as...everything! It's magic!:  It's research! It's teaching! It's service! (Well, it probably is service...)

   My own institution is on a trajectory that is leading us toward teaching nothing but online "diversity" courses. We ought to hit that goal by 2030, I reckon.