PANIC PR0N: BRAZILLIAN VARIANT VARIANT!!!!111

Don't forget: 'Wuhan virus' is racist but 'Brazilian variant' and especially 'variant from Brazil' are totally O-K!

Also, notice that I am not making any How many is a brazillion? jokes. Because that would be very wrong.

Anyway, as always, the most important thing is that you continue to cower in terror. 

Needless to say: the only way to fight this "super-deadly," "world-destabilizing" "biological Fukushima"* is to fling open the southern border even wider opener and make sure that people with the virus can flood in unimpeded.

* As a commenter at Free Republic noted: Fukushima killed approximately 2 people**

** Though the reaction to Fukushima may have killed a thousand times that many.

ALSO DID WE SAY 10,FIVEMILLIONandSEVENTY-LEVEN TIMES MORE DEADLY THAN THE SUPER-DEADLY CORONAVIRUS?????????????