The Children's Climate Crusade

Grotesque.

   Purely a coincidence that children are easier to brainwash than their parents, and progressives have turned schools into indoctrination camps. Why waste your time trying to brainwash somebody who's 40? You're wasting 35 years, comrade! Brainwash them at 5! It's much easier. For one thing, you control them 6 hours per day most of the year. For another, they're small and stupid. Brainwash the weak ones not the strong ones. Then brainwash the weak ones to brainwash the strong ones. Children are the chink in the parents' armor. 

   I mean, look: why is this working on kids? Is it because adults aren't awash in the propaganda? Obviously not. Is it because kids are smarter? LOOOL More knowledgeable? LLOOOOOLL. The only plausible argument I've heard goes like this: kids care more because it's their future that's being destroyed. Which is utterly absurd. First, their future won't be destroyed in any even vaguely likely climate scenario. That's all part of the lie. Second, parents generally care more about their kids lives than their own. Any argument that turns on the hypothesis of parental indifference should be immediately shit-canned.