Darth Jar Jar, Again

 With a few notable exceptions, I'm not that into movies. One such exception is, of course, the original Star Wars movies. As for the later crap, I think I've seen them all once-ish. That is, I think I've seen every scene 0-2 times--though some of the movies I've never seen all the way through in one sitting. Rogue One was pretty good, I thought. But anyway: though I'm indifferent to most of the later stuff, I freaking love the Darth Jar Jar theory. In fact, I love it so much that I think it's probably right. It really is a great little theory. If I'd have thought of that thing, I'd never stop crowing about it.