Biden: I'm Not Defunding The Police, You're Defunding The Police

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It's pretty common for people--and also politicians--to try to have things both ways...but usually not so flamboyantly. Actually, the Harris-Biden-TBA ticket seems to want to have things three different ways:

We want to defund the police!

We don't want to defund the police!

Trump wants to defund the police!

I'm waiting for:

Trump refuses to defund the police!