Some Reminders From Your Progressitarian Friends

Hey, kids, don't forget!:

• There is no such thing as political correctness.
• There is no such thing as Antifa.
• There is TOTALLY such a thing as the alt-right.
• None of Sarah Jeong's hateful tweets (e.g.: "Oh man. It’s sick how much joy I get from being cruel to old white men," "#CancelWhitePeople") were in any way racist.
• "Wuhan virus" and "Kung flu," however, are SUPER racist.
• "Black lives matter": something you HAVE to say
• "All lives matter": something you CAN'T say
• The totally peaceful social justice riots for peace and justice--and the associated looting and murder--were "largely" peaceful--and that's more than good enough.
• The police, however--though much-more-"largely" non-racist than the TPSJRPJ are "largely" peaceful--are, like, SUPER racist.
• Tearing down statues, murder, arson and looting are free speech and totally NOT violence and are "how America gets better" if the left does them.
• Calmly expressing non-left-approved opinions, in accordance with the First Amendment, is violence.

We hope you find these reminders helpful, bigot!