Ever Notice How Easy It Is To Be a Nazi These Days?; Also: Which Side Is Composed Of Cheese-Eating Surrender Monkeys?

Question the length of the lockdown?
NAAAAAAAZZZZZZIIIIII!!!!!11111
   Disagreeing with any jot or tittle of progressive preferences now makes you a Nazi. And now, apparently, there's nothing more progressive than government-mandated lockdowns! If you are concerned about the unpersuasiveness of the evidence, or about First-Amendment issues, or about a depression or losing your business...well...that makes you...well, maybe not literally Hitler...but certainly literally Goebbels at least.
   Also, you're fat and like....this is almost too horrible to contemplate...chain restaurants dun dun DUUUUUNNN   Gauche, amirite?
   Aaaannnd….though I'd like to believe that we could still win something like WWII together if we had to...eh...if one side is surrender-prone...I think we all know which one it is...
   The most bizarre part is that this Shartlet fellow things that watching Hulu in his underwear is analogous to taking the Remagen bridge...