Our Current Ruling Dialog

Left: We all gonna die!
Trump: It's just the flu.
Left: Orange Man Bad!
Trump: Hey, turns out this Chinesey Chinese China plague is not just the flu after all.
Left: THAT's RAZIZT!!!!!
Trump: It's from CHI-NA.
Left: You are directly killing Asians by saying that just like if you throttled them with your own tiny, tiny hands.
Trump: I'm a Keynesian now! Also UBI FTW.
Left: No money for people unless you give us solar and let us cheat at elections.
Trump: ...
Left: Woops, now everybody hates us. J/K about the money and solar.
Trump: Everybody take ya some a' that hyperquinine whatsis stat.
Left: TRUMP SAID EAT YOUR SWIMMING POOL.
Trump: Turns out I'm bored with this quarantine thingy.
Left: STAY QUARANTINED FOREVER OR YOU HATE OLD PEOPLE.
Trump: Wait, I thought you guys hated old people.
Left: LOOK OVER THERE.
Trump: Like I say, I'm bored. Let's say that everything will be normal by...
Left: AHHHHHHHHH!!!!
Trump: ...Easter.
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and on and on...