Why The Flu Comes From China

I can't believe I didn't know this.
Instead of trying to get them to cut carbon emissions, we should get them to spend the money on building separate bedrooms for their damn pigs and chickens...*



*Sounds like I'm making fun of them...and I kinda am...but actually I respect anybody who lives like that and works that hard. Damn. I grew up on a farm...but not the kind where you've gotta sleep with the damn livestock downstairs... I'd never stop bitching if I had to live like that. You wouldn't even be able to stand to be around me.