What Do You Call Someone Who "Tastes A Little Human Flesh"?

A $%&*ing cannibal...WTH else would you call 'em?
Also note: dude is willing to become a cannibal "in order not to appear overly conservative."
You see, if you have a choice between (a) becoming a cannibal and (b) appearing overly conservative, you ought to go with (a). Go with (a), and at least you'll still have a twitter account.
   Also: once you've crossed the Hey, guess I'll taste a little a' that there long pig dividing line...hell, you might as well pig out, chief. As it were. You're already...well, you know what you are. In for a penny, in for a pound.
I swear. to. God. people didn't used to be this loony.