Do Men Have Periods?

They do not.
Does no one find it concerning that, if you look to uppermiddlebrow sources like the Chronicle, you'll mostly find a bunch of convoluted, sophistical, jargonistic arguments for an utterly daft affirmative answer to the question? And that to get anything resembling straight talk on the matter you have to go to places named things like "Louder With Crowder"?
This should, in fact, concern you.