Wednesday, June 05, 2019

Pastor Prays Over Trump, Asks God To Give Him Wisdom

That's a tall order even for the allegedly almighty.
Maybe ask for something easier...like Oh Lord...please giveth our president more self-control around skeezy pr0n stars, and guideth his thumbs so as to maketh fewer spelling errors on the Twitter...and protecteth him from the Deep State...
Y'know Trump himself would make a pretty hilarious preacher if you think about it.

Update:
This is true, but it didn't even occur to me:


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