GND Roundup!

Was the GND drafted over a weekend by a gaggle of millennial staffers and activists?
I'm not saying yes, but I am saying it would explain a lot
Do the GNDies want to control what you eat?
of course they do
Is AGW like, 25 times worse than the Holocaust?
no
Can you actually believe this shit?
no, I cannot
Is AOC the new Alexander Hamilton [su-woon]
sure she is...