Progressives' Newst Fallback Position On The Covington Kids: Argumentum Ad Rashomanum

Y'see...it's...it's...like that Kurosawa movie, see...
Uh...no...it's actually extremely simple: you were wrong.
Oh and: you can't admit it.
Next stop: argumentum Pilatum: What is truth?

This is reminding me more and more of the recent thing about McEnroe and Serena Williams. The truth is entirely clear...but progressives simply cannot acknowledge that. The facts in question are simply not compatible with the set of tales they cherish and repeat to themselves around the campfire. When you are sunk this deep in the commitment to night being day, it may just be too late for you.