"2018 The Year Of The Woman, In 5 Powerful Quotes"

Wow, this is embarrassing.

And I'm a dude.

If I were a woman, it would make me want to crawl under a rock.

   I mean, the stuff about discrimination after pregnancy could be true--I have no idea. So that's something.

   Somehow Christine Blasey Ford makes an appearance. Because feelz > reelz, I suppose.

   And as for the public urinals...well, that's f*cking disgusting. They should have vandalized them because they're gross, not because they're allegedly sexist. And what it has to do with "#MeToo" #GodKnows. Though, if Parisian men really are peeing in the streets so much that these urinals seemed like a good idea, then they are, indeed, disgusting pigs.

   The final section makes no sense at all--and the quote isn't even from a woman.

   Behold, the absolute state of the NYT.