The Navy Joins The War On Urinals?

Though we're in the midst of the PC apocalypse, it's still hard to believe that parts of Europe are waging war against the toxic scourge of...men standing to pee...a gripe so moronic that even Vice can't seem to take it seriously. But weirdly, the Navy may be on board with it...though it cites other...somewhat implausible...reasons...
   You know things are in a tailspin when you start wondering whether Kim du Toit may have been right after all...