Trump's Taxes

1. He keeps saying that he doesn't have to release them. That's true. In other news: we don't have to stop talking about the fact that he won't release them. Let the voters decide whether they care.
But they should care, because:
2. The best explanation for not releasing them is that he's hiding something.
My own guess is that he isn't so much worried about the revelation of dirty dealings...he'd get busted for that whether he released them or not. Rather:
3. He doesn't want to reveal that he isn't worth nearly as much as he says he is.
Trump isn't so much a businessman, he's a celebrity huckster. He's the Shamwow! guy writ large. But there's no product there. It's just a brand name.