That is an amazing artifact of history. It's as if an Onion article was mistakenly printed in the Washington Post.
“Maybe I’m hypersensitive,” Roe said. “But I kind of feel like there’s nuances in how people communicate. I feel like I’m a good reader and judge of intentions.”
Maybe, Roe. Maybe.
But I thank Roe for her brave intuition, for finally, my victimhood has been recognized by the Neo-PC movement. You see... I, too, have been sweat-shamed; when I go to the gym at work, I take a shower before I leave, and with long hair, it is apparent for some time thereafter that I have either taken a shower or endured a spectacular meteorological event on the way into the office.
Not only have I been sweat-shamed, but I have been falsely sweat-shamed. I can only imagine the humiliation of a victim who has really lived the life of victimhood.
One thing's finally clear, though: we're both survivors.
I was reading an Amanda Marcotte article today, and y'know, she actually made a lot of sense. It's good that these words were put on paper, for I, too, feel I am a good judge of character, and in them I saw my own. Bravo, me.
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That is an amazing artifact of history. It's as if an Onion article was mistakenly printed in the Washington Post.
“Maybe I’m hypersensitive,” Roe said. “But I kind of feel like there’s nuances in how people communicate. I feel like I’m a good reader and judge of intentions.”
Maybe, Roe. Maybe.
But I thank Roe for her brave intuition, for finally, my victimhood has been recognized by the Neo-PC movement. You see... I, too, have been sweat-shamed; when I go to the gym at work, I take a shower before I leave, and with long hair, it is apparent for some time thereafter that I have either taken a shower or endured a spectacular meteorological event on the way into the office.
Not only have I been sweat-shamed, but I have been falsely sweat-shamed. I can only imagine the humiliation of a victim who has really lived the life of victimhood.
One thing's finally clear, though: we're both survivors.
I was reading an Amanda Marcotte article today, and y'know, she actually made a lot of sense. It's good that these words were put on paper, for I, too, feel I am a good judge of character, and in them I saw my own. Bravo, me.
I now understand the Neo-PC movement.
WHO GIVES A SHIT?
Indeed, A...
Indeed...
I think you have put your finger on the nub of the thing
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