Thursday, October 01, 2015

Z0MG THE NEWEST TOTALLY PROBLEMATIC MICROAGGRESSION SWEAT SHAMING

facepalm
(h/t S. rex)

3 Comments:

Blogger The Mystic said...

That is an amazing artifact of history. It's as if an Onion article was mistakenly printed in the Washington Post.

“Maybe I’m hypersensitive,” Roe said. “But I kind of feel like there’s nuances in how people communicate. I feel like I’m a good reader and judge of intentions.”

Maybe, Roe. Maybe.

But I thank Roe for her brave intuition, for finally, my victimhood has been recognized by the Neo-PC movement. You see... I, too, have been sweat-shamed; when I go to the gym at work, I take a shower before I leave, and with long hair, it is apparent for some time thereafter that I have either taken a shower or endured a spectacular meteorological event on the way into the office.

Not only have I been sweat-shamed, but I have been falsely sweat-shamed. I can only imagine the humiliation of a victim who has really lived the life of victimhood.

One thing's finally clear, though: we're both survivors.

I was reading an Amanda Marcotte article today, and y'know, she actually made a lot of sense. It's good that these words were put on paper, for I, too, feel I am a good judge of character, and in them I saw my own. Bravo, me.

I now understand the Neo-PC movement.

10:56 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

WHO GIVES A SHIT?

11:04 PM  
Blogger Winston Smith said...

Indeed, A...

Indeed...

I think you have put your finger on the nub of the thing

6:42 AM  

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