The Dumbest Thing You Will Ever Read
Well...at least you're unlikely to read anything dumber for a long, long time...:
[Warning: do not read this. I'm serious. What has been read cannot be unread. I'm really serious. Don't say I didn't warn you...]
Right-wing crazy has been boring me lately. Just the same old crap over and over again. Conform, conform, conform...sex = evil (except heterosexual intercourse for procreative purposes with your Christian spouse)...nuke the poor...God, God, God... wave the flag... Same old same old, year in, year out... (Except, of course, for the "we're for limited government" ploy (har har)...I guess that's new...ish... Frothing-at-the mouth hatred for the president and weekly calls for impeachment are constant during Democratic administrations...so that's periodic...)
But the left! Oh, man! Now there's vibrant, exciting crazy! You never know what those crackpots are going to come up with. Oh...I mean...you kinda know...it'll usually have to do with the holy trinity (race, class, "gender") but seriously, whereas the far right is like a boring, static monolith, the far left is like...let a thousand crazy-ass motherf*cking flowers bloom! Reality is socially constructed! White people are evil! You are whatever sex you think you are! All men are rapists! TRIGGER WARNINGS FOR EVERYBODY!!! Look at me, I'm a dragon!
Don't get me wrong, the left is way less dangerous. They're not, for example, passionately devoted to denying the central environmental catastrophe of our time... But for sheer, batshit, freakout, barking moonbat crazy...the lefty-left really just can't be beat.