Thursday, June 19, 2014

The Dumbest Thing You Will Ever Read

Well...at least you're unlikely to read anything dumber for a long, long time...:


[Warning: do not read this. I'm serious. What has been read cannot be unread. I'm really serious. Don't say I didn't warn you...]

Right-wing crazy has been boring me lately. Just the same old crap over and over again. Conform, conform, conform...sex = evil (except heterosexual intercourse for procreative purposes with your Christian spouse)...nuke the poor...God, God, God... wave the flag... Same old same old, year in, year out...  (Except, of course, for the "we're for limited government" ploy (har har)...I guess that's new...ish...  Frothing-at-the mouth hatred for the president and weekly calls for impeachment are constant during Democratic administrations...so that's periodic...)

But the left! Oh, man! Now there's vibrant, exciting crazy! You never know what those crackpots are going to come up with. Oh...I mean...you kinda know...it'll usually have to do with the holy trinity (race, class, "gender") but seriously, whereas the far right is like a boring, static monolith, the far left is like...let a thousand crazy-ass motherf*cking flowers bloom!  Reality is socially constructed! White people are evil! You are whatever sex you think you are! All men are rapists! TRIGGER WARNINGS FOR EVERYBODY!!! Look at me, I'm a dragon! 

Vastly entertaining. 

Don't get me wrong, the left is way less dangerous. They're not, for example, passionately devoted to denying the central environmental catastrophe of our time... But for sheer, batshit, freakout, barking moonbat crazy...the lefty-left really just can't be beat.

6 Comments:

Blogger The Mystic said...

Well, it's ornate idiocy, that's for sure, but it's not the stupidest thing I've ever read or will ever read.

We should have a real honest-to-goodness contest to see who can present the stupidest thing he or she has ever read.

4:21 PM  
Blogger Winston Smith said...

I waste too much time on that excrement as it is...so I won't make it a *contest*...but consider it an *open invitation*...

4:26 PM  
Blogger Winston Smith said...

I waste too much time on that excrement as it is...so I won't make it a *contest*...but consider it an *open invitation*...

4:26 PM  
Blogger The Mystic said...

My first suggestion: Anything by Ayn Rand.

I haven't even read much of it, but that's where I'm putting my money.

9:59 PM  
Blogger The Mystic said...

In my eagerness to crack on Rand, I violated my own contest description.

I am ashamed.

12:09 AM  
Blogger Grung_e_Gene said...

Oh Ayn Rand isn't stupid Mystic it's just viciously evil. Basically the Koch Brothers and others let the non-evil common man die and never have to worry about starvation as they live in the mountains because Deus Ex Machina harvest all the wheat after society crumbles from the lack of their genius at stealing goes galt.

12:37 AM  

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