Everybody Gets His/Her/Their/Cos/Zir/Hir/Per/Thon/Em Own Pronouns

LOOOOOL

 Sadly, that is apparently intended to be serious.

Man it'll be much more convenient when everybody has his...er....her...er...xyglomph...own pronouns.

Though..."pronouns" that are different for everybody, and which are such that you have to ask people which ones apply to them are, basically, names and not pronouns at all...

My pronouns are Gandalf/Gandalf's, incidentally, and I will thank you to use them. Actually, on Tuesdays and Thursdays, my pronouns are Great Cthulhu/Great Cthulhu's.

Next thing, you're going to start oppressing my headmates, too...

Update: More pronouns, oppressors. (via Reddit/r/TumblrInAction).

Updater: Still more pronouns. Props this time. (In the sense of gadgets, not of kudos.)