World Nut Daily: BREITBART'S CORONER MURDERED ZOMFG

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Here's the first paragraph, and I swear to God I am not making this up:

Medical examiners in Los Angeles are investigating the possible poisoning death of one of their own officials who may have worked on the case of Andrew Breitbart, the conservative firebrand who died March 1, the same day Sheriff Joe Arpaio announced probable cause for forgery in President Obama’s birth certificate.

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The possible poisoning death of a guy who may have worked on the Breitbart case...and on the same day that the craziest Sheriff on Earth "announced probable cause for forgery in President Obama's birth certificate" [sic, grammar]!!!!!

On the very same day as some shit that has nothing to do with this even in the minds of the most feverish denizens of the most fevery quadrants of the fever swamps...but we want to mention it anyway because it is something bad about Obama!!!!!

This is the kind of stuff that gives stupidity a bad name.