Romney a "Prankster"?

This is almost painful to read.

First of all, being called a "prankster" is approximately on par with being said to enjoy "sport." Second...chambermaid? Jesus, can even his paid spinmeisters not tell a story about this guy without making him sound like Thurston Howell the Third? And, speaking of third: it's not very funny.

Honestly, if we lose to these bozos, I'm going to be suicidal.