Ralph Nader Please Shut Up
I used to like Ralph Nader. Then friends of mine had significant encounters with his minions. Then he cost us the 2000 election.
Now when he speaks up, I tune out.
Here's his contribution to March Madness: let's eliminate athletic scholarships!
I think something has to be done about college athletics...but Christ, this guy is like a parody of the liberal scold who hates to see anybody having fun...
I promise to think seriously about this issue at some point...but, uh, how about not right before the Final Four?
I used to like Ralph Nader. Then friends of mine had significant encounters with his minions. Then he cost us the 2000 election.
Now when he speaks up, I tune out.
Here's his contribution to March Madness: let's eliminate athletic scholarships!
I think something has to be done about college athletics...but Christ, this guy is like a parody of the liberal scold who hates to see anybody having fun...
I promise to think seriously about this issue at some point...but, uh, how about not right before the Final Four?
2 Comments:
Katherine Harris cost you the 2000 election, not Ralph.
Thanks Ralph!
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