Duke Spends Twice As Much On Hoops As Carolina

Those guys really are Camp Mohawk...  Turns out that they spend twice as much on their hoops program as Carolina. Wow...twice as much as the best program in the conference, in order to have he second-best...

Unfortunately, ESPN (or dSPN as they're known to many Carolina fans...) chose our second-worst season in 30 years to do the cost-per-win calculations (and a year on which dook won (or "won") the national championship. So the actual cost-per-win on average years is heavily in Carolina's favor.

tl;dr: nya nya nya, dook sucks in yet another way--suck it dookies!!!...er...I mean...I say, bit of an expensive program you all have there...