Hipsters vs. Religious Kooks
Since there's no way for both to lose, I guess I have to back the hipsters here. I mean, they're obviously right, so I guess I have no choice.
Look, this shouldn't be hard to understand. The following is not a good argument: "you can't ride your bike here because it makes me want to look at your legs, which is against my crackpot religion."
We're all occasionally attracted to hipsters, and we all feel kind of embarrassed about it. But you guys need to just deal with it like everybody else.
Since there's no way for both to lose, I guess I have to back the hipsters here. I mean, they're obviously right, so I guess I have no choice.
Look, this shouldn't be hard to understand. The following is not a good argument: "you can't ride your bike here because it makes me want to look at your legs, which is against my crackpot religion."
We're all occasionally attracted to hipsters, and we all feel kind of embarrassed about it. But you guys need to just deal with it like everybody else.
posted by Winston Smith at
4:59 PM
1 Comments:
I know you're making a funny, because no way would you confuse hipsters with hippies. It's like, different decades, dude. But what the NYPost means by (presumably contemporary) "hipster cyclists" is a bit of a mystery. The bike rider in the picture looks even remotely hip only by comparison to the Ultra-Orthodox guy.
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