PomoCons Strike: He Who Dies With the Most Words Wins

Conservapedia, always good for a laugh, actually contains this argument:

The inevitable triumph of conservatism over liberalism is apparent from comparing the rates of generation of new terms of each type, and the quality of the terms so generated. Conservative terms are being generated at a faster rate, and with much higher quality, than liberal terms are.

That's right...the "inevitable triumph of conservatism" depends on its ability to coin new terms. Words = reality. Or whatever. Sounds like third-rate postmodernism.

This'd be funny if it weren't so pathetic

I wonder how long it'll take conservatives to develop parallel everything so that they no longer have to interact with any actual non-conservatively-correct information.