Obama Failed Presidency Watch
American "Thinker" Edition

I know, I know...it's not very sporting to make fun of the poor dullards who post screeds at the American "Thinker"...

But this one--by one Jeffrey P. Hunt--is just too awesome to pass up. We get both Obama is on the brink of inevitable and irrevocable failure and Bush didn't actually fail because he'll be vindicated by history in the same essay.

My favorite bit of if-I-write-it-it-will-be-so-ing:

But, Barack Obama is failing. Failing big. Failing fast. And failing everywhere: foreign policy, domestic initiatives, and most importantly, in forging connections with the American people. The incomparable Dorothy Rabinowitz in the Wall Street Journal put her finger on it: He is failing because he has no understanding of the American people, and may indeed loathe them. Fred Barnes of the Weekly Standard says he is failing because he has lost control of his message, and is overexposed. Clarice Feldman of American Thinker produced a dispositive commentary showing that Obama is failing because fundamentally he is neither smart nor articulate; his intellectual dishonesty is conspicuous by its audacity and lack of shame.

'dja get that? The WSJ, the Weekly Standard, and the American Thinker all agree that Obama is awful! I mean...that's totally good enough for me.

Oh, and: he's neither smart nor articulate. So do not fall for his tele-hypnotism which will make him seem to be so. And he "may indeed" loathes the American people.

Little known facts: he is also not black, does not have a family, and "may indeed" hate dogs.

Pass it on.

Gosh, this is almost beyond pathetic. How is it possible to be this closed up in bitter political fantasyland?