Thursday, July 24, 2008

They Hate Us For Our Tans

Those attending a Yankees game were forced to throw out their sunblock at the gate "in order to protect the stadium from terrorism."

This is obviously an excellent idea, but when will people realize that seat belts and oxygen masks could be used by terrorists to strangle airline passengers? Not to mention, of course, that terrorists could break into drug stores, steal all the antibiotics, and poison someone with them. Stop signs could be used to beat people to death, they could stuff food down someone's throat and choke him, or drown him in the local reservoir.

NO ONE WILL BE SAFE FROM TERRORISM UNTIL THE MENACES OF SUNBLOCK, FOOD, WATER, MEDICINE, ROAD SIGNS, ETC. ARE REMOVED FROM SOCIETY!!!!11!1!

On the other hand, perhaps the real threat is corporatist assholes using terrorism as a stalking horse for the pursuit of profits--not to mention their twisted geopolitical goals...

You really just cannot make this shit up.

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