Life In The Alternate Universe Of The Hillarians...

Where Obama is a Muslim who scorns the flag and wants to make "I'd Like To Teach the World to Sing" the national anthem because it would be less militaristic...

And, as it turns out: ya know those crazy chain e-mail you sometimes accidentally get from your grandpa, or your friend's grandpa? The ones about how, say, lesbian illegal immigrant gangs are using pink dirty bombs laced with estrogen to make American males effeminate and infertile?

Well, as it turns out, apparently more people than you'd think consider those e-mails an actual news source. In fact, for some of them, that's their ONLY news source.

And, as it turns out, lots of these folks are for Hillary.

Turns out that this country is considerably scarier than I realized.

And, don't forget: your vote counts the same as that of a crackpot who gets all his news from e-mails forwarded to him from other crackpots...