And, Furthermore, I Am Not Covering Up The Cover-Up...

The inimitable Don Rumsfeld ladies and gentlemen!

To invoke some Rumsfeldian categories here:
Here's a known known--something we know that we know--Rumsfeld is full of shit, and nothing that comes out of his mouth can be trusted.

So when all the facts point to x, but Rumsfeld says "not-x"...well...

...who ya gonna believe? Rummy or your lyin' eyes?