Mitt Romney Pays $300 for Make-up (From a Company Called "Hidden Beauty")
Via Oliver Willis.
Let's see whether the rock-'em, sock-'em two-fisted he-men of the Fightin' 101st Keyboard Kommandos give Romney the business for this. Given their reaction to Naomi Wolfe's fashion advice to Gore and John Edwards's expensive haircut, presumably they'll really give Romney the business for this one. Right? Right? I mean, consistency demands it, no?
Via Oliver Willis.
Let's see whether the rock-'em, sock-'em two-fisted he-men of the Fightin' 101st Keyboard Kommandos give Romney the business for this. Given their reaction to Naomi Wolfe's fashion advice to Gore and John Edwards's expensive haircut, presumably they'll really give Romney the business for this one. Right? Right? I mean, consistency demands it, no?
posted by Winston Smith at
8:38 AM
1 Comments:
No because, see, John Edwards and Al Gore want to help poor people, and they're obviously contradicting themselves by getting an expensive haircut and (presumably) paying a ton for fashion advice.
Mitt Romney openly hates poor people. So, by buying $300 and wasting money, he's only exercising his belief that rich people should waste money and poor people should starve to death for being stupid poor people.
Come on, man, keep up. I can't keep holding your hand through this stuff.
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