Nice Knowin' Ya
Don't forget, the world ends today. I hope you have plenty of plastic wrap and duct tape.
I've been so busy I forgot all about it. Thank God I taught a fairly good class today. Not my best work, but at least remembering it won't add to whatever eternal torment no doubt lays in store for me.
And, on the bright side, now I won't have to re-write that #&%*@ing grant proposal...
Don't forget, the world ends today. I hope you have plenty of plastic wrap and duct tape.
I've been so busy I forgot all about it. Thank God I taught a fairly good class today. Not my best work, but at least remembering it won't add to whatever eternal torment no doubt lays in store for me.
And, on the bright side, now I won't have to re-write that #&%*@ing grant proposal...
posted by Winston Smith at
3:51 PM
2 Comments:
hmmm....your last day on earth was well spent; as was mine. I went on a crime spree. I started the day by drinking straight from the milk jug. Then I ran with scissors all the way to my car which I drove exactly NINE over the speed limit. I had one of each doughnut at Krispy Kreme and refused to share. I sneezed and coughed with violent abandon without covering my mouth. I failed to wash after using the bathroom. I used an expired coupon at an automated check-out and paid in part with Canadian money.
My GOD Armageddon fills me with reckless passion! Ive never felt more alive!
Oh, the humanity!....
But jokes on you, A...looks like we're still around.
And now you have to live with yourself and the memory of your crimes.
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