Stolen Glasses

Warning: purely personal bitching below.

You know, I'm not what you'd call a violent person (though admittedly I've been involved in more than my share of dust-ups...never at my instigation). However, if I catch the sorry SOB who stole my glasses off the top of the water cooler at the gym today, I'm going to kick his ass up between his shoulder blades.

I mean what kind of low-life piece of crap steals somebody's prescription glasses? I had to call JQ to come pick me up 'cause I couldn't even see to drive the car home.

'Course, it could have been the gym's resident Crazy Lady. That seems to be the consensus among the knowledgeable. That, of course, would be different.