Freedom Pastries

I guess you guys've heard that, to protest the recent cartoons depicting Mohammed, bakers in Iran have gone to calling Danishes "Roses of Mohammed Pastries." I'm actually kind of glad to hear that the other side can be as stupid, petty, and juvenile as we can. 'Cause if our opponents were even minimally competent, we'd obviously be screwed.

Though I was thinking... Now that events have shown that we were wrong about WMDs, wrong about links to al Qaeda, and wrong about the wisdom of invading Iraq, maybe it's time to re-rename french fries. Some suggestions:

You were right and we were wrong fries
I guess it really does matter who you elect president fries
Most of us didn't vote for that jackass fries
Faith isn't a winning epistemic strategy fries
WTF were we thinking? fries
Oh my god we're lamer than the French fries

And since, in the era of the postmodern presidency, we solve our problems by renaming things, maybe we should just re-name OBL "that guy we killed at Tora Bora"...