The American Winglish Dictionary
I've been thinking about doing something like this...but Mark Kleiman actually did it. That's the difference between him and me...
Possible new entries:
*Patriot /n./ Member of the Republican party.
*Real American /n./ See Patriot.
*Religion /n./
1. Christianity
2. Real Christianity (see Fundamentalism)
*Treason /n./ The act of questioning the actions of a Republican president.
Feel free to add your own.
I've been thinking about doing something like this...but Mark Kleiman actually did it. That's the difference between him and me...
Possible new entries:
*Patriot /n./ Member of the Republican party.
*Real American /n./ See Patriot.
*Religion /n./
1. Christianity
2. Real Christianity (see Fundamentalism)
*Treason /n./ The act of questioning the actions of a Republican president.
Feel free to add your own.
posted by Winston Smith at
3:48 PM
8 Comments:
High crime or misdemeanor /n./ Getting a blow job while in office
Free and fair elections /n./
1.One in which Republicans win
2.One in which the right people win (see Democracy)
Torture /n./ Infliction of severe physical pain by listening to democrats whine about interogation tactics.
Democracy /n./
1. Government by fiat, exercised either directly by Donald Rumsfeld, or through appointed proxies
2. The principle that some people are more equal than others.
balance /n/ brief acknowledgement that there is a liberal side, even if it is obviously deranged
environmental protection /n/ refuge offered by gated communities
integrity /n/ absence of blow jobs
national interest /n/ that which redounds to the benefit of George W. Bush
politicize /vi/ ask a Republican to explain anything
sacrifice /n/ how their betters let the little people feel good about their contribution to American
ultraliberal /n/ anyone to the left of Joe Lieberman
evolution: a scientific theory as to the origins of terrestrial life (SEE: theory, scientific)
founding fathers: (1) the group of infallible affluent white men who wrote documents such as the Constitution and the Bill of Rights; all such documents were intended to be replaced by a powerless judiciary, an all-powerful executive, and a legislative corporate oligarchy in the early 21st century...also, free assault rifles for Christians (2) Ronald Reagan
global warming: (1) summertime (2) a treasonous scientific theory (SEE: treason; theory, scientific)
intelligent design: a credible theory as to the origins of terrestrial life (SEE: theory, credible)
theory, credible: in the Bible, or otherwise religious in origin (SEE: religion)
theory, scientific: just a theory, not a fact; the jury is still out
*sovereignty /n./* Acquiescence to U.S. rule as exercised by a sovereign or sovereign state.
What a stupid, disengenuous post. I'm sorry I wasted my time clicking here.
*disingenuous /adj./* Esp. when spelled "disengenuous," defies easy definition by becoming truly autological!
Charles Bird /n./ A propagandist of the late 20th century. Has now become slang for any class of people too clueless to understand that they're behind the eight ball of history.
Ouch
Remind me not to piss you guys off...
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