Friday, October 28, 2005

Fitzgerald Reveals Liberal Bias

By indicting Scooter Libby (according to CNN's sources.)

Yes, folks, just as the media has shown its liberal bias by failing to toe the conservative line, climatologists have revealed theirs by harping on global warming (or "the tropicana effect" as we prefer to think of it), and evolutionary biologists have revealed theirs by continuing to push evolutionary theory, Patrick Fitzgerald has now revealed HIS liberal bias by failing to find the administration blameless in every detail.

How biased is he? Only time will tell.

6 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Nice line of thought...because religious beliefs are proven facts? Why don't you try to open your mind a little to possiblities other than what you desperately wish to be true? And stop using liberal as a negative word. P.F. is doing his job as a federal prosecutor investingating an issue of national security brought to the DOJ by the CIA, not some crazy left-wing special interest group. And you know why the "liberal" media seem so "liberal"? Because the right wing crazies are so full of B.S. that the truth can only seem "liberal". If the media toed the conservative line, it would be conservatively biased, and that isn't fair and balanced...not that the media is really all that fair and balanced anyway.

10:21 AM  
Blogger Winston Smith said...

[W.S. blinks uncomprehendingly]

12:24 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Winston,

Since I can only assume that you are the author of the post by 'Anonymous', I have to congratulate you on the creation of that quite hilarious character, 'Anonymous'. One thing this blog has needed for a long time is comic relief. I thank you.

1:11 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Is this going to be a recurring character? I notice his actual debut was here:
http://philosoraptor.blogspot.com/2005/10/unsubstantiated-indictment-rumors-from.html

Is this some weird Jekyll and Hyde thing?

6:20 PM  
Blogger Winston Smith said...

We can only hope.

11:05 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Liberal bias? I wonder whether the charge shouldn't be conservative bias, at least regarding his methods. P.F. certainly doesn't seem to highly value journalistic freedom or source confidentiality. Then again, I've got libertarian bias ;-)

5:07 PM  

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