U.S. Marines: Hating America, Sapping Our Resolve

As the WaPo reports today, those liberal weenie girly-men, the U.S. Marines, obviously hate America and can't be trusted to conduct a successful War on Terror(tm).

Their doubts about the rationality of our cause in Iraq and their denegration of our Iraqi allies clearly make them unfit to die for the irrational cause and unreliable allies aforementioned.

But fear not: soon I'm sure the Administration will begin leaking rumors about suspicious aspects of their private lives...