"Dark Woke" is...Back?

This...I...um... [shrugs] [one of those shrugs with hands high in the air...because...whaaaa?]

I really don't even know where to start.

Maybe with: it went away?

See, it wasn't really enough of a thing to go away. To go away, you've first gotta be a thing. Which it wasn't really.

Or maybe with just reveling in the fact that there are people on the left who think that the left isn't crazy, mean, or puerile enough...

Or maybe, of course, that the author's name is allegedly the highly improbable 'Luke Winkie'...

Which...really...making fun of somebody's name is pretty low-grade stuff...so...am I dark now?

DARK NORMAL

The Batman to the Dark Left's Joker

DARK Joker

Are we just putting 'dark' in front of things now?

Wasn't their last thing "Dark Brandon"?

Are they really going back to the well on that one?

It's pretty bad when  'dark' counts as your greatest meme-y victory of recent times...so much so that you're already going tack to it despite the fact that it wasn't really funny or even clever the first time...

But far be it from me to tell the culties what to do...

They're pretty adept at making themselves look even more retarded...

...which a priori I would have thought impossible...

Ok. I'm outta here. Gotta go to the dark gym and get dark ripped and then get to dark campus to get some dark writing done...

Dark peace dark out, dark everybody.