Crap Argument Files: Michael Moore Says Deported Illegals Could Have Cured Cancer, Saved Us From Asteroid

facepalm

Nobody makes an argument that bad unless they're so committed to the position that they're not actually thinking about it.

One snappy conservative comeback is to make an analogous argument about aborted fetuses/babies...

(Though that argument isn't quite so satisfying for those of us on the libertarian side of the abortion disagreement.)

And since we're doing pure maybes...maybe one of those illegal aliens we shooed out...instead of being the next Steve Jobs...would be...HITLER II: ELECTRIC BOOGALOO!!!!111

Then, instead of stylish, overpriced computer equipment, we'd have MORE HOLOCAUSTS...

...Ever think of that, Chubby?