Tuesday, May 08, 2018

NRA Chooses The Traitorous Ollie North As Its President

Jesus. H. Christ.
   I had honestly started to become alarmed enough that, for the first time in like 20 years, I started wondering whether I should reconsider my opposition to the NRA. Possibly even join up again. I'd started to wonder whether it might be the lesser of the relevant evils.
   Thanks, NRA, for slapping some sense into me. You crazy ****er ****ers.
   If there'd been an NRA in the 1790s, I guess its president would have been Benedict Arnold. No, wait...Arnold doesn't deserve to be compared to North. Arnold won damn Saratoga for us. North's never done anything positive for us. (Though, in fairness...North never plotted to surrender West Point to the Soviets...)


Blogger Pete Mack said...

I guess their claim of wanting to make sure existing background check law is enforced is no longer operative. You don't bring in an illegal arms trader if you want to enforce gun law.

10:23 PM  
Blogger Winston Smith said...

Jesus, How did I not notice *that* part?

5:55 AM  

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