Wednesday, November 21, 2007


OMFG, this is good for several hearty laughs. Well, if you appreciate tools so toolish that they can't even bear to keep their toolishness off the interwebs, that is. Amazing that some people aren't satisfied just being complete nimrods in person--rather, they are compelled to let the whole world know what jackasses they are. Makes you wonder whether the internet was really such a good idea...

I was going to hit the highlights, but the whole freakin' thing is a highlight.

Personally, I think this is the latest Sasha Baron Cohen punk. No way this is for real, right? RIGHT???


Anonymous Anonymous said...

Totally for real. I'm from that area and had the pleasure of reading about him in a local publication. Interestingly enough, the story was titled "The Eleven Least Influential People in Atlanta," of which he was number one.

9:25 PM  
Blogger Tom Van Dyke said...

Yup. I'm out here in LaLaLand, and this isn't even remarkable. It takes the view from Virginia or Atlanta to raise an eyebrow.

Dude's represented by the William Morris Agency, still one of the tops, and most of the bottomfeeders here---and that's most everybody---
would give their eyeteeth to trade places with him.

In Hollywood, modesty is seen as arrogance. If you ain't making people sick when you speak, you're just a dilettante. No serious person isn't humping himself 24/7.

9:35 PM  
Blogger Winston Smith said...

Oh, man, I would have been a lot happier if you hadn't told me that, Tom.

3:01 AM  

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