Musk-Zuckerberg Cage Match?; or: The Grauniad Can Stupid Anything

Hard for me to believe that a 39-year-old who has been training MMA (or maybe BJJ?) hard for 1.5 years would have a lot of trouble with an untrained 52-year-old... Though it does sound like Musk is bigger. And he seems more willful. Anyway, the point is that the Grauniad can fuck anything up. I mean, granted, this is a stupid story. But here's how you can make it even stupider:

Speaking of plans, here’s a challenge for us all. How do we channel all this billionaire competitiveness into more constructive avenues? Right now all this excess money is going into billionaires comparing the size of their space rockets, building mega-yachts and undertaking hardcore training in Brazilian jiu-jitsu. How do we get them all to compete to fund public services instead? Wouldn’t it be nice if, instead of boasting about who can beat who in a cage fighting match, they all boasted about who’d paid the most tax that year? Now that’s a billionaire brawl I could get behind.

Hard to believe, but it gets even stupider after that...