Seriously, How Do You Make A Riot In The Capitol Building A Laughing Matter?

Same way the PC jackasses make everything funny--via being a gaggle of self-important, sanctimonious, drooling, brainless jackasses who theatrically shit their pants on command because their power derives from a shtick: I am so fearful and weak and pathetic that you must side with me against the horrible, terrifying bullies who are bullies in virtue of not being fearful and weak and pathetic.