The Election Absolutely MUST Be Investigated...But The Pubs Are Starting To Sound Like Russiagate-Era Dems

Look, we have to have big investigations. No rational person can deny that. But Powell was about one notch shy of implicating the Illuminati and the Knights Templar.

   C'mon, Pubs...we need at least one marginally sane party at any given time. It's like a rule or something. 

   So just throttle back down to, oh, say, Trilateral-Commission / New-World-Order / Bilderberg-Group-level crazy. Ok?

   Investigate, investigate, investigate...but let's not drag Godzilla into this or whatever.