That is an amazing artifact of history. It's as if an Onion article was mistakenly printed in the Washington Post.
“Maybe I’m hypersensitive,” Roe said. “But I kind of feel like there’s nuances in how people communicate. I feel like I’m a good reader and judge of intentions.”
Maybe, Roe. Maybe.
But I thank Roe for her brave intuition, for finally, my victimhood has been recognized by the Neo-PC movement. You see... I, too, have been sweat-shamed; when I go to the gym at work, I take a shower before I leave, and with long hair, it is apparent for some time thereafter that I have either taken a shower or endured a spectacular meteorological event on the way into the office.
Not only have I been sweat-shamed, but I have been falsely sweat-shamed. I can only imagine the humiliation of a victim who has really lived the life of victimhood.
One thing's finally clear, though: we're both survivors.
I was reading an Amanda Marcotte article today, and y'know, she actually made a lot of sense. It's good that these words were put on paper, for I, too, feel I am a good judge of character, and in them I saw my own. Bravo, me.
That is an amazing artifact of history. It's as if an Onion article was mistakenly printed in the Washington Post.
ReplyDelete“Maybe I’m hypersensitive,” Roe said. “But I kind of feel like there’s nuances in how people communicate. I feel like I’m a good reader and judge of intentions.”
Maybe, Roe. Maybe.
But I thank Roe for her brave intuition, for finally, my victimhood has been recognized by the Neo-PC movement. You see... I, too, have been sweat-shamed; when I go to the gym at work, I take a shower before I leave, and with long hair, it is apparent for some time thereafter that I have either taken a shower or endured a spectacular meteorological event on the way into the office.
Not only have I been sweat-shamed, but I have been falsely sweat-shamed. I can only imagine the humiliation of a victim who has really lived the life of victimhood.
One thing's finally clear, though: we're both survivors.
I was reading an Amanda Marcotte article today, and y'know, she actually made a lot of sense. It's good that these words were put on paper, for I, too, feel I am a good judge of character, and in them I saw my own. Bravo, me.
I now understand the Neo-PC movement.
WHO GIVES A SHIT?
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I think you have put your finger on the nub of the thing