Poor Mitt and Ann Had To Live on Pasta and Stock Options

Ann Romney's tales of youthful "poverty"...egad a basement apartment? And pasta????...non-impoverished though they actually sounded, didn't ring true...

Turns out they weren't.

Dude, I've lived in so many basement apartments I am sure I can't even remember them all, and eaten enough ramen to float a battleship...and the same basically goes for most of my friends. If you think such things are noteworthy, then you've led a privileged life...