Rock, Chalk, Etc., Etc.

Go Jayhawks.

Beat Calipari and the 'Cats.

You know why this is important; I know why it's important. No reason to harp on it.

On the bright side, even if UK wins, it'll probably be vacated in a couple of years. On the downside, Lexington will probably be destroyed by riots either way... That's a lot of good BBQ going to waste...