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Tuesday, August 18, 2009

Laura Steins
An American Tragedy

Oh...oh my...God...I...I just can't believe this tragic story.

Poor Laura Steins trying to make ends meet on a mere $300k/yr.

It's so awful. I...I'm worried she might lose "Birch Hill," her mansion or WTF ever it is.

And what of little Bipsy who might not get her designer phone? And her fifth-grader may not be able to buy those $115 jeans?

Oh, the humanity! Thank God the Washington Post--formerly an actually respectable newspaper--put this story on the front page, else we'd never have known about it.

C'mon, gang...maybe we can take up a collection to help out these poor folks who can barely afford their $40k/yr nanny, and who...oh, God, it's almost too awful to type...but...may have to cut back on the gardener...

I'm sorry. I just can't write any more on this. It's just too awful...

God bless you, Laura Steins. You are a genuine American hero.

1 comment:

  1. Ivan Asrema7:36 PM

    Here is Laura’s wedding announcement, some 17 years ago. (She may be fibbing about her age, since she was 31 on November 8, 1992, which would make her “48″

    http://www.nytimes.com/1992/11/08/style/weddings-laura-mackenzie-edward-steins.html

    Eddie, the absent husband has the required yuppie degrees. From the bio of her parents, she has long pockets to draw on.

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